Work Aunty

Confused of Reading says:

Dear Aunty Workright

Why why why is that some people at work believe that because you sit near someone, you actually know what they are doing? Today my friend the DM is off with his headaches again, looks like they are back. So one of our highly skilled Business Implementation Managers (WTF??) wonders over to talk to DM. It was pointed out that DM would be off today and that he might be in tomorrow. He then proceeds to say those immortal words "maybe you can help then..." and " DM was looking at blah blah for me and I wanted to know if the crossbean watchyoumcallit has been calibrated to yen"..... It was then pointed out that DM was really the man to speak to. "Ok" he says, turns, and then asks poor Dornon the same question.

So is there are random, I can get the answer so I will ask the question to the nearest person switch you get assigned in middle management? OR DO YOU JUST NOT GET THAT MAY BE DM IS THE BEST PERSON TO SPEAK TO WHICH IS WHY YOU ASKED FOR HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Aunty Workright says:

No it is because he has a 70's perm and needs to feel important and he has a 70's perm. Did I mention it might be because he has a perm.