the new dawn

So here I am back from business trip. Actually seems like a very long time ago. For the first few days it felt very strange being home. Thankfully I had the week off after I came home to recover and spend time with LL and CN

First of a recount

1 x Food related sh!ts - 10 points
1 x Stomach Bug (ending in Sh!ts) - 10 Points
3 times mouth ulcers and sores to tongue (Brought on by lack of food caused by sh!ts)3 x 5 points
1 x Wisdom tooth playing - 1 point
1 x Back pain - 1 point
1 x rare condition no-one has heard off (Bells Palsy) - 100 Points.
1 x Back to normal life sh!ts - 2 points

So all the problems aside, I have been back at work now a full week and half. That has been very strange too. This is really down to the fact that while I was away I was moved. So coming back to work I had to a) find my desk and then b) unpack it all. I also got a nice new shiny PC so had to reinstall everything on that as well. The shop has moved, well it is under going a ‘Major Refurbishment’. Which means that despite boarding it up and putting signs up the only thing that would have changed will be the till position or the colour scheme. It was refreshing to see that some things are still the same. Like the really useless one in the shop. Let’s call her Vern, well because that is nearly her name. She has worked there for nearly 2 years I would say and, STILL CAN’T WORKING THE FORKING TILL. Now call me Daft Maul but… using the till is one of the basic requirements. Like for me being at least computer literate to do my job. This woman still manages to screw it up and after 2 years I would have thought someone would have a) Taught her or b) Fired her ass. She is the same one that sits around reading the paper in the morning will there is a queue as long as a very long queue waiting to be served and everyone else is running around trying to help.

Anyway enough for now. I hope these will get better but probably won’t so stick it your eye